Never Been Caught
People have been looking for him since the 1950s. So far they've found some footprints, a bit of hair, and a lot of very blurry photos.
Read his storyOfficial campaign · 2028
Bigfoot for PresidentSquatch the Vote.
Every four years you get two choices and a lot of emails about how the other one will end the world. This time you get a third. He's large, he's hairy, and he has never once asked you for five dollars.
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Why Bigfoot
A candidate you can believe in. Allegedly.
Protect Our Forests
He lives there, so he takes it personally. First thing on his list is getting rid of trail cameras.
See the platformNeither Party
Both parties have had their turn. Several turns, actually. He's never been to either party, and he isn't starting now.
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Merch · Coming soon
Yard signs are on the way
We're still making it. Tick “Notify me when merch drops” when you pledge, and we'll send you one email when it's ready.
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Yard Sign18 × 24 inches. Holds up in the rain. -
“Honk If You've Seen Him” Bumper Sticker3 × 10 inches, for cars that have seen things -
Blurry-Portrait TeePrinted with his best photo. It isn't good.
Campaign news
Latest from the Bigfoot 2028 campaign trail
Statement
Bigfoot Turns Down Both Parties’ Endorsements, Says He’s Busy
Both major parties reached out to Bigfoot this week. He didn’t call either of them back. The campaign says he’s busy.
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The Campaign Released Its Official Portrait. It’s Mostly Leaves.
Bigfoot 2028 released its official campaign portrait. It shows a tree, part of a hand, and maybe a thumb. You can try to take a better one.
Campaign Trail Sighting
Campaign Trail Sighting: Bigfoot Stops at a Diner, Leaves Before the Photo Op
Bigfoot made a late-night campaign stop at a roadside diner. He left a tip in pinecones and was gone before anyone got a picture.
Can you actually vote for Bigfoot?
Sort of. Most states won't count a write-in for him, and the FAQ explains why. The pledge count on this site is the one place his votes definitely add up.